sebastiandebeste:

“sit up straight” how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please

white lips pale face i hate the entire human race

svvitzerland:

i cant believe sex happens in real life

y1997:

slip ur hand up my skirt while we’re havin dinner w ur parents

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

urgentcum:

types of friends:

• the hot one
• the skinny one
• the skinny hot one
• the obligation
• the hater
• the past
• the one you actually like